M5CAIRO App
Cookd: Ego Checkd
Snap a selfie. Get cookd. Share the fun.
An AI-powered entertainment app that generates personalized roasts and compliments from your selfies — 100% on-device, 100% private.
The Problem
Most humor apps either feel mean or they feel hollow. Some take themselves too seriously. Others ship your face to a server somewhere and call it a feature. Nobody actually wants their selfies sitting on a stranger’s hard drive just to get a laugh.
Cookd: Ego Checkd flips the script. The roasts are sharp. The compliments are real. And every single one is generated locally on your device — no cloud, no upload, no tracking. Pick your style, pick your intensity, and find out what your selfie really has to say.
How It Works
01 — Pick Your Style
Six Comedy Modes
Savage, Dry Humor, Chaotic, Gen Z, Elegant, Deadpan. Choose your flavor and dial intensity from Light to Scorching.
02 — Snap & Generate
100% On-Device
Your selfie never leaves your phone. Roasts are generated locally from a curated humor engine — no cloud AI, no uploads, no tracking.
03 — Share The Fun
Branded Roast Cards
Auto-generate share cards in 9:16 and 1:1 formats. Post to TikTok, IG Stories, Snapchat, or save to your gallery to enjoy later.
Full Feature Breakdown
Roast Engine
- Six distinct comedy styles
- Five intensity levels
- Roast Mode & Compliment Mode
- Swipeable results
- Daily Challenge system
- Roast Streak counter
- Roast Battle mode
- Friend Roasting
Privacy & Safety
- 100% on-device generation
- No image uploads, ever
- Content safety filters
- 17+ age verification gate
- PIN-protected parental controls
- Report inappropriate content
- No analytics or trackers
- No advertising SDKs
Sharing & Polish
- Auto-branded roast cards
- 9:16 and 1:1 export formats
- One-tap copy
- TikTok / IG / Snap / SMS share
- Personal roast gallery
- Animated mesh gradients
- Haptic feedback
- Sound effects toggle
Built by M5CAIRO
Cookd: Ego Checkd is one of several iOS apps designed and built by M5CAIRO, a veteran-owned AI consulting and product studio. Want to build something equally bold? Get in touch.
Legal & Compliance
All policies for Cookd: Ego Checkd, including age suitability, parental controls, and accessibility.
Built by M5CAIRO · M5 Capital Partners LLC · contact@m5cairo.com